Rest assured, if any celebrities display excess droop in their drawers at the Grammys on Sunday, they will be hearing about it. General Larry Platt, who gave us 2010′s first feel-good hit with his performance of “Pants on the Ground” on American Idol, will be belting out the tune once again during the music industry’s [...]

Guess who’s back, y’all? This afternoon, Kanye West has given us another CAPS-LOCKED rant on his official blog and this time he’s REALLLY MAD (like he broke 4-5 keyboards just to get through it). Stop hating on his fashion. Stop hating on his fur-wearing lady. And stop being mean!!! And because we love you (and [...]

Despite the fact she’s been spotted several times with Matt Kemp of the LA Dodgers, Rihanna claims she’s single and won’t be taking a date to the Grammys which makes absolute sense when you think about it. After what happened last year, I’m amazed she’s even going. That’s like the World Trade Center going to [...]

Seen here with his new girlfriend The Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Could Ride Jon Gosselin’s Penis to Stardom (Pretty sure that’s her legal name.), Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for calling his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller in violation of a restraining order, according to the New York Post: He allegedly phoned Muller at work on [...]

Name: Natalie Aside from dancing, my ideal job would be: To own my own business Birthday: April 12 Complete this sentence “10 years ago I was …”: 10 Describe yourself in three words or less?: Kind, honest, and hard working Do you have any nicknames?: Nat During the off season I . . . : [...]

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES I am hearing that Big Tigger is going to be replacing Donnie Simpson on the radio down there. Whoa…I know that’s got to be bitter sweet. Oh man, Lil Duval…now I know why he said he won’t be going to Detroit soon. This dude apparently said, “Detroit is worse than Haiti.” OH BOY! [...]