Rumors: Triple Shot For The Weekend!

DON’T JUMP ON STAGE AT A JAY-Z SHOW, MAN!

Somebody did a dummy move. Some man decided it was a good idea to get on stage when Jay-Z was performing and I heard security almost beat the boy to death! How foul is it when I googled this, the first thing that came up was Lil Mama. LOL! Anyway, here is what one of my readers said:

What up IllSeed, this Joey Soprano checking in from the DMV.  Last night went to the Jay-Z show in D.C. s**twas off the hook for real.  Jova killed the s**tlast night!  Well anyways when Jay was going through his songs, he brought out Bleek and something kind of crazy happened.  Some random dude some how got on stage and was walking around like he was suppose to be up there, lets just say Jigga’s secret service handled the dude.  The stage crasher got bull rushed all the way to the other side of the stage and literally got tossed of the stage and hit the floor haaaaaard.  Dude was on the ground for like 10 mins before they were able to take him out, I smell a law suit coming haha.

THAT AIN’T PREEM ON TWITTER!

People are on Twitter and they are assuming that Preemo is on there commenting on Guru, but its NOT! So, if you see DJPremiereBlog on Twitter and you think its Preem..NO!!!!!! This person runs a blog devoted to the great producer! Anyway…one could THINK that Solar and Guru were taking shots at Preemo in their statement which read:

“I am doing fine and I am recovering! I’m weak though,” Guru told AllHipHop.com in a statement today. “Solar is the only person who has the accurate info on my situation. Any info from anybody else is false! I appreciate your well wishes and all the love!”

Anyway! I know DJ Premier was informally giving info via other people. Like Q-Tip would talk to Preemo and then Tip would pass the word out!

A LOT of people want to know what exactly is going on! This is crazy! Like I said yesterday, some people are alleging that Guru isn’t even out of the coma yet! They are  also saying he was in the hospital since freaking Feb 2! Just read yesterdays rumors, please. They were crazy!!!

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS?

Read this and YOU tell me what the hell is going on.

“Guru, the sole founder* of the world famous Hip-Hop group GangStarr, who is currently recovering from his surgery , issued an official statement about his health status and addressed people who are spreading wrong information.”

Why would they say that Guru is the SOLE FOUNDER of GangStarr? I know there is some stuff going on, but as far as I can see, Preemo is showing love and concern for Guru.

People, I promise you…this is going to get ugly…very soon. Whoever is doing PR better get a handle on it, because the rumors are running wild and just because I’m not saying them doesn’t mean they don’t exist!

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY

Women (and men) – love who you are! Why? If you don’t, you are eventually going to do something crazy. For example, a Staten Island mom tried to get a boob job. And she got more than she ever imagined. According to reports, she now has four breasts! Now, this may sound sexy to some of you, but she’s not happy about it. She is suing Dr. Keith Berman of Staten Island for $5 million in damages for giving her those extra boobies. But the saddest part of it is that she’s in pain and basically deformed. Crazy! The doctor claims he warned of the risk and she went on with it. Just stick with what God gave you.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AND END

These BUMBLING IDIOTS! Two parents in Philly decide to pull a heist of a jewelry store. The go in with their freaking 4-year-old son. What happens? They rob the place and in their “get away”…leave the son behind! WTH!? They are in jail now and their son is in the care of somebody more responsible. See the vid:

T.I. IS BACK!

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

If you missed it, Keyshia Cole’s new baby is named Daniel Hiram Gibson Jr.

Nicki Minaj is going to get the services of Kanye West on her debut album.

I don’t believe that Mo’Nique’s man likes those hairy legs! They look like wholly mammoths!

If you are breathing…you can get a reality show. Anybody interested in the “ILLSEED SHOW?”

They are saying that Jermaine Jackson’s kids are hating on Michael’s. The Jerm kids allegedly bought a stun gun to shock the mess out of MJ’s kids! HATERS!

Dirty Money now has a JUNE release date, but Diddy’s gotta stop doing songs like this or its coming out in Nevuwary….

I LOVE TRINA, BUT…

She said that the FBI is looking into her missing nude pics. I gotta give it to you, baby:

THE SHAQ FACE!

VIDEO OF MAN GETTING TOSSED OFF STAGE

They racked that fool up like he was pool balls.

Thanks, Mr. Mannato!

JAY-Z AND BEYONCE TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

I don’t know what to make of this…but somebody told me that both Jay-Z and Beyonce were “summoned” to the White House for some sort of meeting. Nobody really knows what for…and frankly, if it actually happened.

FEMALE RAPPER GETTING BOOTY INJECTIONS

You know the female rapper is an endangered species, sort of like the Black man in real life. But, there is a rapper that I know (but can’t tell) who has been bubbling under the surface for years. She hasn’t had a lot of luck in the rap game but is looking to make drastic measures. She’s feeling like she’s “lackin’ in backin’” so she is considering injecting her butt to compete with rappers like Nicki. Fail.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

What the hell is going on!? The Swiss people have a method of preventing teen pregnancy that’s making their boys looks pretty damn small…and sad. They are developing a line of condoms that are extra small for boys as young as 12. The government studied boys and determined that they were now having sex as early as 10-12 years old, where as in the 90′s it was 12-14. The kids don’t understand the real consequences of their actions and they don’t understand that they can have a baby as a baby. Soooooooooo…they decided to make a mini-condom for the lil guys. They are saying that these mini condoms are not going to come to the United States any time soon.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

LMAO! Jedi Mind Tricks did a recent show in the UK and they sent a message to some fans. “Stop throwing things at me. You WILL get hit back. I’m not a fa**ot! I’m not Atmosphere!” LOL! Atmosphere got dissed for what?

For all that Ja Rule has done for you all and you couldn’t freakin’ come to his birthday party!?

Somebody has put the ky-BOSH on DMX’s gospel show. A dog can’t learn a new trick now?

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY

Daaaaaaamn! When it rains, it pours! Allen Iverson’s wife has filed for divorce and guess what? The Sixer did too! They released the big homey out of his deal. This all comes on the heels of him taking a leave to care for his daughter. But, what they say happened…he was doing some partying down south and got caught. “It has been very difficult for Allen and the team to maintain any consistency as he tries to balance his career with his personal life,” said some brass at the Sixers. Meanwhile, his wife said their relationship was “irretrievably broken” after over 8 years. I feel bad for AI, since I was glad to see him come back to the 76ers. Damn shame. I have my umbrella though.

I DON’T CARE WHAT A HATER SAYS!

She looks good!

DID WAKA FLOCKA GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE?

Oh boy! Here we go again. I am getting word that there was a fight or a rumble of some sort between Gucci Mane and Young Jeezy’s crews. Apparently, this fracas broke out at Walter’s, an acclaimed ATL clothing spot that Jeezy has shouted out in his raps. Gucci Mane’s crew walked in and then so did Jeezy’s men. Welllllllll….it popped off right then and there. Somebody licked off a shot too, but nobody was hit. I heard that Waka Flocka got punched in the damn eye! What is going on? I hope Waka isn’t the thugged out Yung Berg! Waka denied that he got his “i” dotted.

GURU RUMORS!

OK, lets just get it out there. Pause. People are saying very blatantly that they think Guru and Solar are GAY. OK, there I said it. Now, I would like to say that all the sources that I have talked to are saying that this just isn’t the case with Guru. I’ve talked to a few people and they are saying there maybe something ELSE going on though. I wonder when Guru is going to come forward. He need to hear from him.

IS 50 CENT COMING AROUND?

Some interesting rumors are going around. Sources are telling me that 50 Cent is easing up on his stance of not working with The Game. From what I’m hearing, he is going to be doing a song with The Game, Eminem and Dr. Dre for the Detox album. From what I am hearing is it would not be to 50′s advantage to try to denounce this move as things are now.

AN ICE CUBE DISS ON THE WAY?

Ice Cube may be the greatest gangster rapper of all time. Why would somebody go at Cube? Who would dare! Before I go into that, let me bring you to present day. I am hearing that Ice Cube is about to do a song called “No Country For Young Men.” The song is rumored to be taking some of the younger rappers on the West Coast to TASK. Who are these young men? I have been told in supreme confidence that Ice Cube is dissing Bishop Lamont, Glasses Malone and Crooked I!! Now, before you think Cube has lost his mind, you may not remember this one. Bishop Lamont, Glasses Malone and Crooked I had a mixtape album they were going to do called No Country For Old Men, but it never came to life. For some reason it was KILLED. I haven’t heard the song and I am not fully sure if he names names in it. But, it would seem that Bishop Lamont, Glasses Malone and Crooked I were upset at Cube and Snoop for not being more supportive of their movement as the “New West.” This could be World War 3 out this beyach!

OK…I MADE SURE TO TAKE THE NAMES OUT OF THIS ONE!

The person that wrote this one to me really must believe it, because they sent this letter with their name on it an everything.

To whom it may concern….It’s a well known fact that for most of the last 9 years, NY rapper –XXXX is a known Bi-sexual, and endorser of transexuals, which he even mentions subliminally in his raps. The main bomb was when he recorded his XXXX video out in Los Angeles, Ca..He was reportedly seen going into a hotel room with porn star XXXX along with other MALE porn stars..At approx 4:45, a.m sources say they were flirting and then consumed their relationship that night.

XXXX is also known to have been with brazilian transexuals. While there is nothing wrong with being a homosexual, or a lover of trannies..the streets are getting hot as XXXX is getting sloppy in his attempts to cover up his tracks. Female groupies claim XXXX cant maintain an erection around beautiful women as well..its only a matter of time until one of his many male partners comes out and put this so called thug rapper in line.

Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn…..the end is near!

CONGRATS TO SAIGON!

Sai is officially free from Atlantic Records! Peep the vid!

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!

Check this out! My soccer fans will be able to appreciate this one.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

They found J-Kwon and he’s depressed. SMH.

Oooops! I may have been wrong about Ja Rule. I heard a number of celebs were there….Ashanti was there too.

How did Trey Songz get in the White House?

Young Jeezy is likely to have Beyonce on his first single. Wow.

AHH IN SXSW!