CurveHouse.com

Jersey Shore’s JWoww shocked the living shit out of people by not acting like a drunken whore at a recent club appearance. Turns out MTV is essentially trying to stop the rotation of the Earth. FOX 411 reports:

Jenni “JWoww” Farley made an appearance at the Estate in Boston over the weekend, but much to everyone’s surprise, the reality starlet stayed away from the adult beverages and was heard saying it was because “MTV doesn’t want [the cast] to drink.”
So while JWoww is behaving herself when it comes to alcohol, it sounds as though she isn’t exactly following the network’s rules when it comes to earning the big bucks with public appearances.
“She also said that even though MTV is only allowing one appearance per week, she is booking some stuff ‘under the radar’ and has seven appearances next week. North Carolina, Florida, Buffalo and Cancun were a few of the places she mentioned,” snitched an insider.
MTV did not respond for comment. But a rep for Farley said “Jwoww is not doing paid appearances across the nation. she is visiting family and friends in other cities like she has doing for the last 10 years. She has always followed MTV guidelines and will continue to do so.”

Corey Feldman went on Larry King Live and took aim at the celebrities feigning sympathy for Corey Haim but let him die broke and “destitute.” Via People:

“At the end of the day, Larry, where were all these people the last 10 years, the last 15 years of Corey’s life?” asked Feldman, also 38. “Where were all these people to lend a hand out, to reach out to him and say, you know, you’re a legend, you’re – you’re an amazingly talented, wonderful person who’s really never gone out of his way to hurt anybody other than himself?”
Feldman said “a sizeable memorial” will be planned for Haim – which he hopes will be well-attended. “You see these people making great statements and that’s wonderful and I hope they’re all there for the memorial and I hope they’re all there for the funeral. But where were they during his life?”

Because God apparently wants me to feel sorry for Corey Haim, turns out he was dating everyone’s favorite probably-used-to-be-a-dude reality star Daisy de la Hoya when he died, according to E! News:

After being introduced by Corey Feldman shortly before Haim died, he began dating 27-year-old Daisy de la Hoya, the star of VH1 reality show Daisy of Love…
“I’m sooooooo devastated right now,” de la Hoya tweeted this morning. “This is the worst day ever I can’t believe this.”
The romance between the two was very new. “Daisy loved The Lost Boys, and she always had a crush on Corey,” a source close to De la Hoya tells us. “Their first official date was two weeks ago, but they’d been hanging out a little while before that. Corey invited her to the Playboy Mansion. Corey Feldman came, too.”
De la Hoya apparently wanted to help Haim with his struggles. “Daisy knew Corey was doing a lot of drugs–especially prescription meds,” our source says. “She thought he was kind and talented, and she wanted to rescue him. She became his confidant over the last few weeks. He told her a lot.“

Like the setting of the sun, when one Corey dies another must make a statement. On his WordPress blog:

I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived. ~ Corey

Corey Haim reportedly turned down an offer to participate in VH1’s Celebrity Rehab within the past 10 days, according to TMZ:

Sources connected with Dr. Drew’s show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was “extremely defensive and insulted, saying, ‘It’s the last show I’d ever do.’”
Our sources say the 3-minute conversation ended with Corey saying, “I do not need help.

Walking punchline to every 80s joke Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent accidental overdose while battling the flu, according to TMZ:

We’ve learned Corey had been sick the last couple of days with flu-like symptoms. The medications recovered, however, were not related to his illness, sources tell TMZ.
We’re told no illicit drugs were found in the apartment.
Sources say Haim got out of bed just before 1 AM and collapsed in front of his mother. She called 911 at 12:53 AM and Corey was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead at 2:15 AM.
Corey’s mom told authorities he had been battling prescription drug addiction for years.

Oscar Winners List 2010

Photo: McCay/WireImage

The Black Eyed Peas captured the Number One spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for the second straight week as “Imma Be” bought off the continually rising Young Money track “Bedrock,” which moved up one spot to Number Two. Between “Imma Be,” “Boom Boom Pow” and “I Gotta Feeling,” Black Eyed Peas have maintained the Number One spot on the Hot 100 for a large chunk of the last year, and The E.N.D.’s first two singles racked up a record-breaking 26 consecutive weeks on the charts between April through October 2009. Ke$ha’s “TiK ToK,” which enjoyed a Hot 100 chart-topping run comparable to the Peas, dropped from Two to Four this week.

Elsewhere on the Hot 100, Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” was the biggest gainer in the Top 10, leaping from Number 23 last week to a Number Nine finish in only its third week on the chart. Ke$ha’s “Blah Blah Blah” with 3Oh!3 seems unlikely to replicate its predecessor’s glory as her second Animal single remained stuck in Number 11 for the second straight week (it has peaked at Seven so far). After getting skewered by the Saturday Night Live cast, the bad news continued for the “We Are the World 25 for Haiti” crew kept on coming, and the charity single plummeted from Number Six all the way down to Number 36.

Somewhere James Cameron is kicking himself for not thinking of this first. PopEater reports:

Singer Katy Perry will be featured in a film based on the ‘Smurfs.’ Perry is in negotiations to voice the role of Smurfette, one of those huggably blue creatures created by Belgian cartoonist Pierre Culliford in 1958, reports Variety. Others attached to the project include Neil Patrick Harris from ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and British actor Alan Cumming.