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Heidi And Spencer Are Still Together

Mr. Review — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:28:27 +0000

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hiding out together adding fuel to the rumors that their divorce was a publicity stunt for Heidi’s reality show that she’s now pulled out of. A friend of Heidi’s stopped by her new house and found Spencer there working on the lifeguard movie that I still believe will make Inception look like a stupid idea made by stupids. RadarOnline reports:

“I saw Spencer, he seems really normal. He actually showed us his new project he’s working on,” Stone told RadarOnline.com. “He showed us a clip of the movie. I thought it was really funny. I think it’s about a lifeguard that’s trying to get girls. And the lifeguard is kinda of like a douche-bag type of guy, not too cool.”
Stone, who watched the clip with both Heidi and Spencer, says she has no idea if a reconciliation between the two are in the works but “she didn’t even know they were going through a divorce” based on their hanging out session.

Heidi has also been uncharacteristically reclusive the past month and the last time that happened she emerged looking like Bazonga Barbie. So God willing she’ll come out this time with Voltron’s face and tits the size of bean-bag chairs. Don’t judge me.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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He Ripped Her Off

Mr. Review — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:28:04 +0000

This may come as a shock to you guys but apparently during the freakishly short time between Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack’s deaths, he pissed through 80% of her finances, according to her business manager. On top of that, Simon’s mom also allegedly tried to kick Brittany’s mother Sharon out of the house. People reports:

“There were huge amounts of money in [Brittany's] pension plan and bank account, and all of that’s gone,” says Morgenroth. “I would see it on the statements. There was money being withdrawn by Simon, hundreds of thousands.”
Even in the wake of Monjack’s death, trouble followed. Jeannette Bycott, an assistant to Morgenroth, says she witnessed a scene in which Monjack’s mother Linda ordered Sharon to leave the couple’s Hollywood Hills house.
“Linda started acting like everything belongs to her,” says Bycott. “Before Sharon could say anything, Linda stated the house was now hers.”

This is what police detectives call a “gang-bang of motives.” Okay, maybe they don’t use that term, but they should. First, you have Sharon Murphy who’s being kicked out of her daughter’s home by her shady con-man son-in-law who just farted through the entire estate. Then, you have the con-man’s mother who wants her hand on that cash and house and probably isn’t too happy her son got sloppy with the whole charity scam. She taught him better than that. Also, Simon’s mom is the one who floated the mold theory as the cause of his death and Brittany’s even somehow Sharon is perfectly healthy and says there’s no mold. If this was an episode of CSI: Miami, Horatio Caine wouldn’t know what the fuck.

“It looks like someone’s got *puts on sunglasses* mommy’s issue? No.
“The bad cheese always gets *puts on sunglasses* the mold?
“Fuck it. It was the penguins. *shoves on sunglasses*”

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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Kate Gets Snubbed From DWTS Reunion

Mr. Review — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:05:19 +0000

In a few weeks, the contestants from the most recent season of Dancing With the Stars will gather to relive their memories at a big reunion dinner in Los Angeles. But there’s one aspect of their DWTS experience that they’d rather forget—Kate Gosselin, who they declined to invite to the big shindig.

A Dancing insider tells PopEater that the Kate Plus 8 mom—who gained a reputation as a diva and an ice queen while competing on the show—is the only participant who didn’t score an invite for the Season 10 get-together, thanks to her stand-offish attitude and refusal to stay in touch with her cohorts after the season wrapped in May. The mole reveals,

“Of course she was not invited! We all became close during and after the show except Kate, who hasn’t returned anyone’s calls or emails. You know it’s bad when even creepy bachelor, Jake Pavelka, gets invited but she doesn’t.”

Burn! Then again, Kate is probably too busy cooking up mooseburgers with her new camping partner, Sarah Palin, to care.-www.celebuzz.com

Snooki Is Confused

Mr. Review — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:51:44 +0000

Mmm. And how…

In a new interview with People, Snooki reveals why she wouldn’t wear a bikini during the filming of Jersey Shore Season 2 and surprisingly the answer doesn’t involve the words, “I’m a porky little Ewok,” so prepare yourself for some bullshit:

“I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds,” Snooki, 22, tells PEOPLE. “I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”

I think she’s confusing the term “provocative” with “capable of hiding a stromboli.” I could be wrong.-www.thesuperficial.com

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Kelly Brook At Comic-Con

Mr. Review — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 13:22:52 +0000

-Superficial

Linda Hogan Engaged To 21-Yr-Old

Mr. Review — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:56:50 +0000

Seen here with Brooke over the weekend – don’t ask me how to distinguish the two – 50-year-old Linda Hogan is reportedly engaged to her 21-year-old boyfriend Charley Hill, and according to LimeLife, they plan to marry next summer on her yacht elegantly named – wait for it – ALIMONEY. Of course the real news here is these pics obviously mean Charley’s epic rock album “Redemption” has been shelved which was supposed to be a shredlicious bomb dropped all over of Brooke’s face for not embracing her future step-dad. My life no longer has meaning.-Superficial

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J Lo Booty

Mr. Review — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:40:40 +0000

Eminem & Rihanna’s Surprise Duet

Mr. Review — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 05:49:00 +0000

Concertgoers at Rihanna‘s Staples Center show in Los Angeles last night got a special surprise bonus, as rapper Eminem joined her onstage to perform their collaboration “Love the Way You Lie,” from Eminem’s recently released Recovery album.

The “My Name Is” rhymer and the “Rude Boy” chanteuse have been spending a lot of time together lately; this week the pair have been filming the video for the song in Los Angeles, under the direction of helmsman Joseph Kahn (who lensed Britney Spears‘ “Toxic” video, among others). According to reports, former Transformers beauty Megan Fox and Lost actor Dominic Monaghan may also appear in the video for “some rather steamy sequences,” and Ri-Ri and Eminem perform together in front of a burning house.

Sounds like it will be epic. In the meantime, watch the music world’s newest power duo burn down the house at the Staples Center in the video below:

Drake Wants To Be The President

Mr. Review — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:26:32 +0000

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Could Drake‘s next big role be playing the most powerful man in the world?

The “Best I Ever Had” rapper recently expressed a desire to play President Barack Obama to Paper magazine (via Starpulse):

I hope somebody makes a movie about Obama’s life soon because I could play him. That’s the goal Anytime I see him on TV, I don’t change the channel, I definitely pay attention and listen to the inflections of his voice.

The Canadian star has the acting chops to portray Obama: He rose to fame playing wheelchair-bound jock Jimmy in the Canadian teen drama Degrassi:The Next Generation. However, Drake may have to shed a few pounds before he starts going after Obama roles — not because the rapper is overweight by any means, but because of Obama’s extra-slim figure.

Michael Lohan Assaulted Another Fiancee

Mr. Review — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:01:53 +0000

Took long enough.

Realizing Oksana Grigorieva might be onto something, former Jon Gosselin-groupie turned Michael Lohan-fiancee Kate Major is claiming Lindsay’s dad physically assaulted her during an argument this week and that she has hospital records to prove it. TMZ reports:

We’re told Kate Major claims … on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan’s hearing, they began arguing and Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder.
Sources say Major claims while she was on the ground Michael kicked her in the face.
We contacted Michael, who told TMZ he got in an argument with Kate on Monday over their upcoming TV show, but he didn’t touch her and she’s making it all up.

While it’s a proven fact everything that comes out of Michael Lohan’s mouth is a lie wrapped in a bullshit, I’m actually inclined to believe him on this one, and here’s why: No vagina kicking. That’s his calling card. It’d be like The Riddler committing a crime and not leaving a riddle behind. It’s virtually impossible.