Like any woman with fake tits and absolutely zero redeeming personal qualities, Jersey Shore’s JWoww reached the inevitable conclusion that they should probably be bigger. Page Six reports: She was spotted Friday visiting the Long Island offices of plastic surgeon Dr. Stephen Greenberg, a breast specialist who also has offices on Park Avenue. A source [...]

wenn.com Apparently, there are some things that Pauly D just won’t do. Who knew? According to Radar Online, the Jersey Shore tune-spinner—real name Paul Delvecchio—has been swimming in personal-appearance offers lately, including one request to walk a woman down the aisle for her wedding, for $50,000. And he turned it down! How’s that? Well, according [...]

Snooki made an appearance at the Philadelphia Wing Bowl this morning where the fine citizens decided to boo loudly any time her Jamie-Lynn Sigler With The Gout face appeared on the Jumbo-tron. In response, Snooki flipped off the entire city during an interview with FOX Philly, so I can only assume vengeance will be handed [...]

NO NO NO NO NO! Dislike! What did Snooki do to herself? Inside Edition decided to go and depoof-ify the Jersey Shore star in a huge makeunder for tomorrow’s special episode. And gone is her famous cleavage and bronzed up face. So, how did she react? “I feel like my grandmother,” she admits. We agree.

Because it worked out awesome for J-Woww, there’s nude photos of Snooki being shopped around. Of course. RadarOnline reports: The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other [...]

Getty Images Brace yourselves, people; Snooki and the gang are on the move! Now that the Jersey Shore cast has struck a deal to return for another season of the hugely successful reality show, rumors are starting to fly about how producers plan to shake up the series, and the answer seems to be location, [...]

Well, this was only a matter of time. One of the female cast-members on Jersey Shore is the subject of nude photos currently being shopped around, according to RadarOnline: There are at least three photos of J-Woww, RadarOnline.com has confirmed. In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It’s shot from the waist up [...]

Because combined they’re an unstoppable fuckbox of dumb, the cast of Jersey Shore is attempting a Friends-style negotiation to return for another season. TMZ reports: As we first reported, MTV offered each cast member a $10,000 signing bonus and $5,000 per episode. We’re told the cast rejected the offer and made it clear they would [...]

I’ve honestly been trying to avoid these Jersey Shore kids, but when the one who looks like a Big-Titted Warwick Davis keeps flashing its shit at every club they stop at, it’s hard not to make you guys suffer through an unbearable eye-hell with me. So enjoy these shots of the Stromboli Clusterfucks at Greenhouse [...]

Disowning, disrespecting, and disavowing MTV’s hit new reality show, “Jersey Shore” has become almost as big a phenomenon as the show itself. Corporate sponsors have been pulling out of the show, super Italian-Americans like Alyssa Milano are ripping on the Guidos and Guidettes depicted on the show, and a high school teacher even punched Snooki! [...]